While baby boy (BB) was in the hospital one of the nurses kept asking if I'd been initiated as a dad yet. By initiation she meant if I'd been peed on by BB while changing his diaper. The answer then and the answer now is no I have not, but there have been a few close calls...but not with pee. Yeah with the other one.
BB when he's getting ready to do his business, number 1 or 2, gets a wind up. By a wind up I mean he starts to fuss and make a lot of noise. At times it's hard to tell if he's hungry or if he's just getting ready to leave us a present in his diaper. So when he does this fussiness and I know he's been fed recently I go and change his diaper. He's let a few things go and I think he's done. However there's been a couple of times that right before I'm about to undo his diaper he lets it go. Or right after I've done up his new diaper.
I know that one of these days I'll be initiated, but for now I'm free. There is an upside to cleaning a fresh diaper. It's easy to clean up from his bottom!